Hello world!

Well this is my first post and I really don’t know what to say. I guess I’ll just write about my day in the wonderful world of disease intervention specialist-ing. . . so not a word, but I don’t care. I’m making it a word.

No I am NOT the sex police. I don’t care who you have sex with, where you have sex, what you do during sex, or whether it’s necessarily legal. What I DO care about is if you have syphilis or HIV. If you have either of those infections, your sex life is my business…. but don’t worry, it’s all confidential and I’m more interested in getting you treated and trying to get your sex partners tested/treated.

Sweet Jesus Tap Dancing Super Christ on Crack! Will you people just fucking use a condom already?! Really? You didn’t know ANYTHING about STIs? SERIOUSLY?! quit sniffing the bleach bottle boys and girls. If you are sexually active, you ARE at risk. That includes frottage, mutual masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, condom swapping, poop beards, devil dicking, and just about ANYTHING else you can think of.

With the amount of info available today, there is no excuse in NOT knowing about HIV/STIs